I know my posts are not the most positive these days.
It is just hard not to feel bitter….
I recently decided to call a sliding scale health clinic to make an appointment to get some birth control.
For those that don’t know, a sliding scale clinic takes your pay stub and decides how much you are charged. Literally, a computer decides how much you are going to pay.
I drive way out into Johns Island, SC to find this clinic. Forrest is all around me and I am waiting for a herd of deer to spring in front of my car.
When I get there and fill out paperwork, the computer decided I qualify for $35 appointments. I pay this and wait in a clinic full of very sick people for what feels like forever.
Finally, I am called back into a room with a small window and no magazines. Actually, unless you are interested in how to know if you have Ebola, there was NOTHING to read.
And of course I left my phone in the car.
Finally, the nurse comes in. I guess she was a nurse because there was no doctor in front of her name. She doesn’t state she is a nurse though..
Long story short, she examines me, tells me I need a pregnancy test first, is going to send me home with an order for blood work, and orders the birth control I want. (it is chew-able because I have a hard time taking pills).
I pay another $18 for a pregnancy test.
Then, they say they sent my prescription to my pharmacy. They tell me to take two discount pharmacy cards. On the card it states that 75% of medications FDA approved are covered etc etc.
I go to Target today and bring these cards. One card takes NOTHING off of my $100 birth control. The other takes $2 dollars. $2 fucking dollars. I explain to the pharmacist that I do not have money to pay this every month. There is no way. Is there any other kind of flavored birth control that she would recommend. She says she does not know of anything. I leave the medication there feeling defeated.
I went and bought a Starbucks Chestnut Praline Latte and call it a fucking day.
The fact that full time workers cannot get health insurance, dental insurance, and vision insurance is mind blowing to me. Maybe in some cases people can get medicaid or medicare. I do not have children and work too many hours to qualify for full coverage anything. One of those offered me one appointment every two years. Wow. Thanks.
I am over today.